Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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