that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
