What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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