Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
