Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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