she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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