Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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