Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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