How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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