my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I party with great urgency now.
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