Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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