is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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