Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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