then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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