This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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