I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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