# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My hand turned me down
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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