You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Someone signed my nipple.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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