You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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