Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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