I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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