i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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