i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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