on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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