Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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