why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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