OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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