how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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