her vagine was all disorganized.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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