Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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