I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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