I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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