wakey wakey hands off snakey
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm really busy with my period
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