She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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