i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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