yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
