Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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