Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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