I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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