Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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