If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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