i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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