I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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