Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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