well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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