I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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