i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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