Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
3 2 1 whiskey
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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