covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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