I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
