The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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