Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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