Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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