He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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