well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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